I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text
(via dutchster)

Dark Pit and the Villager are my to-go brawlers now tbh

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

joycemanr:

    

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

digimemory:

people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them

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